RECTUM STRETCHER

Posts : 1013 Join date : 2008-12-19

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(if you don't laugh at this one,
nothing will make you laugh.)

While she was 'flying' down the
road yesterday, a woman passed
over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar
gun on the other side lying in
wait.

The cop pulled her
over, walked up to the car, with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know
and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'

To which she replied,
'I' m late for work.'

'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you
do?'

I'm a rectum stretcher,' she
responded.

The cop stammered, 'A what? A rectum stretcher?
And just what
does a rectum stretcher do?'

'Well,' she
said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my
way up to two fingers,
then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I
work from side to side
until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but
surely stretch it, until
it's about 6 feet wide.'

'And just what the hell do you do
with a 6 foot asshole? ' he
asked.

'You give him a radar
gun and park him behind a bridge...'

Traffic Ticket -
$95.00
Court Costs - $45.00
Look on the Cop's
Face...............PRICELESS
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Posts : 1138 Join date : 2008-12-20 Age : 56

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Good one!