this will crack you up

I got invited to a sex toy party.

I HATE those things (any home party really)


It is tonight and stupid ass me is going with my friend Cindy.

My son is making noises like a fired up chain saw and joking about me buying the high powered dildo. (what a kid lol)

I am not buying a thing.

There will be a massage therapist there and I think I will get a 15 min massage.

My bro has offered to be a visual assistant/demo guy --using his code name of Sir Cumference.

and you wonder why I am NUTS??! wonder no more.

Ok Rosie, because your son and bro are making fun of it, what you need to do is get some of the cheapo novelty stuff that they have, usually they try to give stuff away, like penis-shaped candies, and stuff like that. Don't spend money, but pick up a couple of embarassing things. Then, give em to your son, and your bro when the time is right.

Sir Cumference?????

HAHA he thinks that is funny. he heard it from a movie

the party was fun we did alot of hooting and hollering

I cant believe people actually use those things Good Lord most of them scared me

I didnt get anything but the massage and it was fantastic!